Checking out at Wal-Mart the other day:
"Mama, you have a whooo-whooo, wite?"
"Yes, Lil', that's right."
"I have a whooo-whooo too wite?"
"Right, Lil', you sure do."
"Woookie has a weeee-neeee and Daddy has a weeee-neeee."
"Uh-huh, you want some gum? How about a candy bar? A doll?"
Getting closer to the check-out lady now. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't.
"Oh, hi sweetie, you sure are cute."
"You have a whooo-whooo?"
"She said she has a boo boo."
"Oh, I'm sorry darlin'. Y'all have a good day."