Here's our checklist for the summer:
- A solid case of poison ivy (STILL WAITING ON)
- 1 or 2 tick bites but if you get over 113 you'll have new record cause that's what Big got last year (STILL WAITING ON)
- A whole bunch of chigger bites (CHECK)
- A wasp sting (CHECK)
- Crack your head open at midnight on a Saturday and make your parents who have been a little overserved make a decision about whether or not to take you in to the emergency room to get stitches. (CHECK)
We didn't take him for fear of waiting behind multiple people with gunshot wounds and the like but we did seal it up with some butterfly bandages. Now he has 3 scars on his face and a new nerf gun blaster that holds 20 bullets because we feel sorry for him.
That's the Rucci Family summer checklist.