This occurred yesterday at car pool....
Lil: Mama, you wanna hold my puppy? He's sooo sweet.
Me: Sure, Lil. Oh he is a sweet one.
Lil: You can kiss him on his mouthez. He doesn't lick his hiney or anything. His hiney doesn't even itch him.
Me: Oh, well then for sure I want to kiss him. You know I don't like to kiss Hiney Lickers.