But Big Did

Me: Alright Lil' it's time for bed.
Her: But Mommy, can I stay up jus a widdle bit?
Me: No. Go to bed.
Her: Pweese wid a chair-wee on top?
Me: No. Go to bed.
Her: Pweese. I give you a dollar.
Me: You are 3. You don't have a dollar.
Her: Yes I'm do.

****Shows me her stash*****

Me: Where did you get that money?
Her: The too-fairy.
Me: But you haven't lost any teeth yet.
Her: But Big did.