This past Sunday at Walmart (blech), Nettie tried to take Big Rucci in for a little end of the weekend treat. She let him pick out a toy to bring home to add to the heaping pile that's oozing from our house.
Anywho... He went up and down all the aisles, searching for the perfect thing. She interpreted this as a "learning experience" wherein she taught Big Rucci about money and what's expensive and what's reasonable. After making his choice, (another Batman suit complete with a cape, mask and boomerangs that he can wear over his other Batman suit that covers him from neck to ankle that has a vertical hole exactly where his crack is and allows his Spiderman underwear to peak out every now and again) they walked up to the counter where they were told they couldn't buy the item because it wasn't 1pm yet.
Columbia just finally decided that is was ok for people to have the choice to buy beer on Sunday but they still have "Blue Laws" in place that won't allow other items to be sold before 1pm on Sundays. If you want to pick up a case for yourself and pound it in the car on your way home so that you can forget that you beat your wife last night so be it. But if you think you're gonna buy a Batman suit for your grandkid before 1pm on a Sunday, you've got another thing coming lady.
Are you Serious?