Try, if you will, to imagine what a 6 year old boy who just won a life-size Darth Vader cut-out as a reading prize from his school, might look like. How puffed up might his little chest be? How cool does he think he is? He had to hire a couple of buddies to help him carry the huge box out of school and he's the envy of every kid he passed. He's the only person in our family to ever win anything. Here's what that kid looks like.